A Big Bright Beautiful World- But Not For Me

bluhbluhblondie:

just finished watching next to normal

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i-can-clap-with-one-hand:

I feel like we don’t talk about this enough.

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miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

why

wow past you was a bitch

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Anonymous asked: JUST GO AWAY YA HUMBUG

Can’t we all just settle down and enjoy a pie together?

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Anonymous asked: You really anger me when you said that about paper towns

Woah Woah, no need to get hasty there, friend. It just wasn’t my favorite John Green Book, that’s all I’m saying.

Because the best part about reading is that it’s really up to the interpretation of the reader. Sure, I didn’t interpret it the way others would, but that’s just me. I didn’t interpret it the way you did and that is more than okay.

I didn’t hate it, actually there were parts in there I really liked, but the plot just wasn’t appealing to me, and that’ll happen. Like, you wouldn’t go into a library and read every book there is and enjoy every single one of them.

Have a nice day friend.

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montypythonsflyingsurplus:

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baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

Bullet points

I may as well ~~strikeout~~ Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
  -uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
  -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

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ambiguous-ash:

“What’s the best way to tell a close friend that you’re in Nerdfighter-like with them?”

I would show them this video. In fact, pause it right now, go get that person, and bring them back.

Hi, this is John Green of the Vlogbrothers. You have a close friend who, mmm, kind of likes you. NO BIG DEAL! Now don’t freak out, and don’t reveal anything. Don’t tell them what you’re feeling yet. Poker face. P-p-p-p-p-puh-poker face. Think it through before you respond, and remember, this isn’t one of those “Oh, I can’t live without you!” things. This is a “I like you if you like me, but if you don’t like me that’s cool - our friendship is wonderful and I don’t want to put it in jeopardy” thing. But you know, if you’re open to the idea, this person does think you’re sort of adorable.

Oh my goodness, thank you sooooo much! :)

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