"Every great story has a beginning, middle, and end; not necessarily in that order. We are all great stories, just not all written as chapter books." -Phil Kaye
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
*stabs a memory foam mattress* remember that bitch
- Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via discolor3d)
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.
SHELDON IS BACK
This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names